Still battling it out with       T-Ladd for SLO CORE's hairiest chest, Andrew hails from the sunny city of Anaheim. That is where the weather is fair and the women aren't. So stop getting on his case when he doesn't show up to practice when it is below 70 degrees outside. PRACTICE!?

    Never afraid to show affection to fellow teammates, Jake is always down for a sideline spoon, or just a plain old hand-holding.  His readiness to call others out on their sensitivity is but a visage for the deeper more complex emotion in which he thrives.    Any passersby are welcome to email the CORE alias for a guaranteed good time.

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    Whenever Bacon gets the disc, the entire team freezes… out of fear. His abilities are subpar to say the least and he can barely throw the disc accurately past 5 yards. Most teams allow him to get the disc without any mark at all. Everyone acknowledges him as the weakest and laziest member of the team, but since he’s getting old we all let it slide.

    Paul is probably the fattest kid ever to play ultimate. Weighing in at a dainty 375 pounds, Paul may be fat, but he sure is slow. When people ask him, "Why do you play ultimate?" he simply responds, "hang on, let me finish my sandwich." After spending many years in the shadows of his dorm mate Jake, Paul is hoping Jake gets hurt next year so he has a chance to shine.

Dominic Sheehy

    This asshole never stops working out.  He eats HGH for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  When he isn’t blasting his pecs or shotgunning protein shakes, this egomaniac plays ultimate for SLO Core simply to reinforce how dominant he is.  There is no I in team, but there are two in Dominic. Think about it.

Kurtis Mundell

    At an early age, Kurtis was exposed to a nuclear explosion which awoke within him a giant, raging beast, which is unleashed upon unsuspecting frisbee players whenever Kurtis detects fun. Kurtis has to re-stock on shirts every week because his bulging muscles rip them apart every time he gets angry. Entire opposing teams have been massacred before the wrath of Mundell.

Matt Weiss

    Born in the desert, weiss was raised by coyotes and grew up feeding on rabbits and other small rodents. Slocore scouts once witnessed him wrangle and kill a rattle snake before sprinting, jumping, and snatching an flying eagle right out of the sky. It was then that they knew that he must be granted a chance to earn a spot on the team. But ultimate just wasn't enough for Matt, he needed to take his third year off, return to the slums of Scottsdale and make an honest living as a moderately successful pimp. Now he's back, and the opposition best check themselves before he KILLS THEM!

Travis Ladd

    The source of Travis Ladd's unmatchable power is the ancient magic of generations of disc-throwing Leprechauns. Nobody knows what Travis did to become master of this force, but the rumor is that it involved several goats and a lot of leather. Ladd’s only weakness is his short stature. But when he lacks in height, he’ll make up for it when the team needs a limbo ringer!

Craig Keller

    On the rare occasion that he doesn't shatter the disc on a lay out D attempt, then the ground shaking impact created upon landing (which registers 3.5 on the Richter scale) will definitely cause a turn. He is Gabe Nelson 2.0. We made him faster, younger, thirstier.

Seth Berger

    Bursting onto the fields in the fall, Seth played with unmatchable energy and endurance which made up for his immature playing style. During an injury plagued winter quarter he mastered his scoobers and lefty throws while studying the game on from the sidelines. He returned to action in the spring destroying defenses with his new found skills.

Adam Paicely

    Observations suggest that he is repelled by the Y chromosomes and he uses this to great effect on the ultimate field. He is often seen leaving defenders in the dust or jumping away from them into the air to catch the disc. This repulsion seems to be suspended in the case of Travis Ladd, though, with whom Adam has formed a strong bond based on heckling and mutually ridiculous defense.

John Kearns

    Ex-gymnast and ex-prostitute this kid has the experience to give his team the lift. Kearns almost never lays out. He doesn't want to get any awesome ultimate scabs on his perfectly chiseled abs. This doesn't mean he's a sissy boy. He goes 100% for every disc, he just adds a manly gymnast roll to the end of every bid.

Jeff Weber

    Don't mess with this rookie for life... or else! Or else what? Or else he'll call a travel on your ass that’s what! And if you still got beef, then he'll argue about it until the sun goes down or the lights are turned off.

Jon Shoeneck

    After his brother foolishly threw out his cleats, SLO CORE apparel, and SLO CORE mobile, Jon collected them all up, suited up and rolled out to Poly. After an injury plagued first season, Jon is awaiting big brother's return to the team so he can chump him up and down the field.

Gary Johnson

    Born on the distant planet of Krypton, Gary is one of the most unstoppable forces the universe has ever seen. He's got out of this world athleticism and godly throws, knowledge beyond his years and more patience than Jesus himself. His only weakness is kryptonite, which exists on the 3rd Rock in a gaseous state earthlings call oxygen.

Alan Lloyd

    During one of his breaks from running marathons, Alan decided the he wanted to try something that actually challenged his immense physical prowess. After discovering his talents for Ultimate during saturday pick up games, Alan joined SLO CORE and since then he has run countless circles around his defenders, and used his disgustingly manly side-burns to intimidate all of his opponents.

Levi Namu

    When Levi arrived at Poly, everyone assumed that he was too good for CORE. A freshmen phenom, highly recruited from the projects of Santa Barbara, rumor has it he would have made Condors at age 14 if he had been able to stay away from his monthly visits to the drunk tank.

Derek Baptista

   When D-Bap joined the team his teammates had no idea what was in store for them. This gargantuan may run slow, but his 8-foot vertical jumping ability and masterful huck skills are enough to carry any team to victory. Derek is a pioneer thrower, and is the inventor of the notorious Don Juan Backhand.

Kevin Peters

    Stripping Paul of his "Who wears short shorts?!" title, KP flashes his beautifully bronzed legs as he sprints past defenders. If you aim to take this title from KP then you better sport a speedo to practice.

Ty Smalling

    The hometown hero, with all the right moves. This southpaw moves the disc up the field with a barrage of sweet flicks and savage backhands. When catching and throwing just aren't enough, Ty uses his lefty pivots and cagey skills to stealthily travel down the field.

Kevin Yamauchi

    There is no other word to describe him. He is a COLOSSUS. Using physical intimidation is one of his favorite tactics, and he often combines this with his extreme shiftiness to great effect. Don't mess with Kevin unless you want a knuckle sandwich.

Phil Bowman

    Offensively, Phil is a dominating force. He handles like a Porsche, Jumps like a kangaroo, runs like the wind, and hucks like something that hucks well. He is an asset that every team wishes they had... on offense.

Tyler Namu

    Tyler tore his ACL in a friendly game of X-mas ultimate after being skyed by his own grandmother. He was rushed quickly to the hospital so they could try and save his season. Doctor said it was time to hang up the cleats. Tyler ignored him, commenced a self amputation operation, and signed a shoe deal with nike to play in the new super secret super realistic prosthetic, the TN21.

Jacob Juszak

Jacuzzi burst onto the scene in 2007 as an instant freshmen sensation. he strikes fear into opposing defenses any time he cuts deep and strikes fear into his own team every time he catches the disc outside of the end zone. Jacuzzi is far and away the team leader in T-Bags dished out.